"I come home after work tonight,
my dear wife says, "It's another dang wax pack, I'm right!"
Oh, darling, dear,
I am the fortunate one,
the kids, they think they want gu-um,
oh the kids
just wanna eat gum...
The pack’s cards in middle are all stuck,
My children yell, “What you gonna do with those things?”
Oh, children, dear,
Cyndi used to be Number One,
And, kids,
They wanted the gu-um
Oh, the kids just wanna eat
That’s all they really wa-aaaa-ant,
Some guuu-uu-uum
When the pack post is done,
Oh, when the pack post on here is done,
Oh kids,
Kids, just wanna eat gum...
(I took a few liberties, and my apologies to Ms. Lauper)
