Okay, I'll take your Cindi Lauper cards, and raise you a pack of Ricky Martin cards. These were put out by Upper Deck in 1999 and at the time they were believed to be the cause of the Y2K problem.
Along with never playing poker with a woman with visible tattoos or trusting a guy with two first names, there has to be a rule about a man with no armpit hair who is not an Olympic swimmer.
This is one of the "La Vida Loca" Rainbow Foil insert that came in one in every four packs. When you're lucky, you're lucky.